old fart

An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)

Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?

by Light Joker August 19, 2004

Peter turned the age of an old fart officially on Nov 22nd but, had been practicing for quite some time.

by old fart's son November 22, 2010

As an old fart I do not think to discipline a kid with a snack is child abuse and it is not offensive for a male to open a door for a female

by juggler65 January 29, 2017

What you smell when you smack your hand on your couch, car, or dining room chair, seat cushions.

I was doing spring cleaning and beating the dust off the couch when that old fart hit me right in the face.

by Airica November 13, 2005

1- a word used to describe a person who is annoying or someone who u r mad at most of the time

person 1- ugh lauren is SO ANNOYING

person 2- I KNOW shes such an old fart

by ugh!!! August 3, 2010

Mattdude's father.

The old fart finally croaked and the whole family rejoiced.

by ice December 21, 2003

a old fart is these 2 things:

1.old(duh)

2.a bitch

Me: Stop being an old fart!!!

Old Fart: Sorry.

by Old Fart Inc. December 23, 2005